turquoise-5xg

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mrtaako

paramoregf

as we’re now approaching 20biteen heres a message to all the lovely bi folks following me: ❤️💜💙💘💋💗💞💖💞💗💞💕💋💓❤️💜💙💗💓💗💕💘❤️💜💙💓💟💕🖤❤️💜💙💟💞💖❤️💋💋💞💞❣️💖❤️💞💞💖💞❤️💜💙💞💋💞💖💝💋💓❤️💘❤️❤️💋💞💓❤️💜💙💞❣️🖤💗❤️❤️💕💝💟💟💞❤️💜💙💕❤️💜💙🖤💓💞💖💝❤️💜💙💟💘❤️💞❤️💜💙💗💝💕💕💘❤️💕❤️💜💙💝💓🖤💕💗💝💟💖❤️💜💙💘💋❣️💟💞❤️💜💙💞💙💖💗💖💞❤️💜💙💝💖💕💝💟❣️💞💗💞💋❤️💜💙❣️💟💘❣️💖💓💖❤️💜💙❤️💘💞💝💖💕💞💗❤️💞💓💗💞❣️💗💓💞💟💝❤️💓💗💖❣️❤️💜💙❤️💋💙💘💕💞💞💓❤️💜💙❤️💝💝💞🖤❤️💜💙💗💕💗❤️❤️💜💙💟💜❣️💗💘

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clish

beijinhos

my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like
me: i was looking at memes about it

thiswontbebigondignity

I was going to every single rally, march, and advocacy meet-up, writing to local mps, and desperately accruing documentation of the 8 years my European ass has lived in the UK so far, but go off, I guess.

heartbeatemoji

ok this post was abt me tho and i was looking at memes about it

Source: heartbeatemoji

adriftandconfused

dirkar

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

superluminalflower

nintendo paid for this post

pastarrie

blizzard payed for that reply

slumbermancer

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

pastarrie

did it taste good?

slumbermancer

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow

hallandoates1970topresent

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

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adriftandconfused

NSFW ban fail

future-tech

Reblog if you’re still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. I’m still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however.

Source: future-tech

birdslikeoranges

REBLOG AND LIKE THIS POST TO SAVE TUMBLR. @staff HAS ONLY EVER LISTENED TO THE POPULARITY ALGORITHM SO LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY THEY’LL EVER SEE THIS IS IF IT GETS NOTES. SO GIVE IT SOME. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LIKE AND REBLOG, THEN GET TWO PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME. MAKE THEM HEAR USBMAKE THEM LISTEN.

@staff your website is failing because you asked the people what they want and when they tell you, you refuse to believe them. We want porn, but we want it safer. Victims and survivors need to be protected, but this ‘hurt the many to save the few (i.e. your obsession with being 'marketable’ so you can turn starving artists’ desperate pleas for security into piles of delicious money) approach sucks. For everyone, but most of all you because this website is imploding like a dying star. If you want to know how to make us stay? Stop listening to gatekeepers and bullies and Nazis and crazy people. Listen to us. Not them. We’re smart, we want this community to succeed as much as you do! But any community requires teamwork. You have to work with us. And maybe we haven’t been the nicest in the past but dude this is literally your website. You’re allowed to grab the wheel from us if we’re steering blindly off a cliff because this is your fucking car.

Do the right thing.

Thank you for your time.

@birdslikeoranges

mrtaako

devvaugn

my heart hasn’t nutted in awhile

Source: devvaugn

clish

phoenixonwheels

Just for once I’d like to tell the gate agents and flight attendants that my folding wheelchair is going into the onboard closet and not have them tell me there’s “no room”. Bitch that’s a wheelchair closet, not a “your bags” closet. Move your damn bags where they belong.

phoenixonwheels

Ok, so according to my friendly aviation expert, this is a Big Fucking Deal. In fact, if an airline argues with you about putting your wheelchair in the wheelchair closet or even suggests there may not be room, unless there is already another passenger’s wheelchair in that closet, they have violated federal law.

CFR Title 14, Chapter II, Subchapter D, Part 382, Subpart E, Section 382.67, Subsection (e)

“As a carrier, you must never request or suggest that a passenger not stow his or her wheelchair in the cabin to accommodate other passengers (e.g., informing a passenger that stowing his or her wheelchair in the cabin will require other passengers to be removed from the flight), or for any other non-safety related reason (e.g., that it is easier for the carrier if the wheelchair is stowed in the cargo compartment).”

Source

This is hugely important because it means that if this happens to you, you should report their asses to the DOT. Why? Because these statistics are published every year for every airline, and the airline gets a huge ass fine for every violation. If we want to see change, we need to make airlines literally pay every time they treat us this way.

simulacraryn

Always ask for their Complaints Resolution Official if they try this shit. There must ALWAYS be one on shift. Also: not all aircraft is modified with a wheelchair storage.

And this only applies to MANUAL wheelchairs. Electrical chairs/scooters do not go inside aircraft. They legit do not fit/are too heavy to be inside. Those go in the belly.

ALSO IF YOU INCUR IN ANY DAMAGE, PER LAW, AIRLINES MUST COVER THE FULL FUCKING COST OF THE MOBILITY DEVICE.

-signed, your friendly baggage service agent

phoenixonwheels

Apparently this is the post that Will Not Die which would be fine if the airline and airport employees who insist on responding would provide accurate information. But apparently actually reading the fucking law that they are required by law to know before spouting off on the internet is too big of an ask.

So, once more for the deliberately ignorant in the back.

Any plane with 100 or more seats that was ordered after April 5, 1990, or which was delivered after April 5, 1992 (for a US airline) or any plane with 100 or more seats that was ordered after May 13, 2009, or delivered after May 13, 2010 (for a foreign carrier) must have a wheelchair closet. (Source) This covers pretty much any aircraft this size still in service in the US. If your aircraft has over 100 seats, was ordered/built after these dates, and somehow miraculously doesn’t have a wheelchair closet, by law you have to strap the wheelchair to seats on the plane even if that means you have to pull passengers off the flight to make room. (Source)

While §382.67 says the closet/designated storage space must be sized to hold a folding or break-down manual wheelchair that collapses down to 13″ x 32″ x 46″ or smaller, it does not specifically say that a wheelchair must be manual to go into this closet. And §382.123 never mentions the word “manual” at all. In fact, both parts of the law specifically state that this closet is designated for storage of wheelchairs and any other assistive device that fits in that closet.

There are now collapsible power chairs on the market that weigh as little as 50lbs and fold down to smaller than these dimensions, and many scooters are quite lightweight and fold and/or break down to fairly small dimensions as well. Clearly scooters and power chairs are assistive devices. So unless you can prove that folding power chair/scooter is an actual safety risk due to weight - which would be a hell of an argument to try to make considering how much personal luggage the flight attendants generally jam into the wheelchair closet - denying disabled people the right to store their collapsible lightweight power chairs and scooters in the wheelchair closet is against the law.

A manual chair may or may not have priority over a folding power chair, depending on how you read the law. It definitely would have priority over a folding power scooter. But a folding power chair or collapsible scooter, if it fits in the closet, still has priority over flight crew luggage, the aisle chair, passenger luggage, passenger coats, or any other item that is not a passenger’s personal assistive device, as long as the passenger pre-boards. So unless a passenger with a folding manual chair is on the same flight, puts their chair in the wheelchair closet, and that manual chair fills all of the available space in that closet, a lightweight folding power chair or scooter definitely has priority in that closet along with any other assistive device, as long as it fits in the closet and you preboard.

Pro Tip: Assistive devices go into the wheelchair closet on a first come, first served basis. Want to be sure your assistive device fits in the closet? Make sure you’re the first in line to preboard. Of course if you have a walker, collapsible scooter, etc., a wheelchair user can come swanning up at the last minute and potentially use all the space if it’s a small wheelchair closet (because wheelchairs get priority), but I’ve actually always been the only person preboarding with their own collapsible wheelchair, so chances are pretty damn good you’re going to get to put your assistive device in that closet.

“§382.67 What is the requirement for priority space in the cabin to store passengers’ wheelchairs?

“(a) As a carrier, you must ensure that there is priority space (i.e., a closet, or a row of seats where a wheelchair may be strapped using a strap kit that complies with applicable Federal Aviation Administration or applicable foreign government regulations on the stowage of cargo in the cabin compartment) in the cabin of sufficient size to stow at least one typical adult-sized folding, collapsible, or break-down manual passenger wheelchair, the dimensions of which are 13 inches by 36 inches by 42 inches or less without having to remove the wheels or otherwise disassemble it. This section applies to any aircraft with 100 or more passenger seats and this space must be other than the overhead compartments and under-seat spaces routinely used for passengers’ carry-on items.

“( c ) If you are a carrier that uses a closet as the priority space to stow a manual passenger wheelchair, you must install a sign or placard prominently on the closet indicating that such wheelchairs and other assistive devices are to be stowed in this area with priority over other items brought onto the aircraft by other passengers or crew, including crew luggage, as set forth in §382.123.”

(Source)

“§382.123 What are the requirements concerning priority cabin stowage for wheelchairs and other assistive devices?

“(a) The following rules apply to the stowage of passengers’ wheelchairs or other assistive devices in the priority stowage area provided for in §382.67 of this part:

“(1) You must ensure that a passenger with a disability who uses a wheelchair and takes advantage of the opportunity to preboard the aircraft can stow his or her wheelchair in this area, with priority over other items brought onto the aircraft by other passengers or crew enplaning at the same airport, consistent with FAA, PHMSA, TSA, or applicable foreign government requirements concerning security, safety, and hazardous materials with respect to the stowage of carry-on items. You must move items that you or your personnel have placed in the priority stowage area (e.g., crew luggage, an on-board wheelchair) to make room for the passenger’s wheelchair, even if these items were stowed in the priority stowage area before the passenger seeking to stow a wheelchair boarded the aircraft (e.g., the items were placed there on a previous leg of the flight).

(2) You must also ensure that a passenger with a disability who takes advantage of the opportunity to preboard the aircraft can stow other assistive devices in this area, with priority over other items (except wheelchairs) brought onto the aircraft by other passengers enplaning at the same airport consistent with FAA, PHMSA, TSA, or applicable foreign government requirements concerning security, safety, and hazardous materials with respect to the stowage of carry-on items.“

(Source)

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pharmeowcy

keanuthieves

pileofknives

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

Source: pileofknives

mrtaako

unlimitedgoats

Into The Spiderverse is proof that live-action superhero movies will never look better than what animation can deliver. Imagine what we could have if animation weren’t so regularly seen as a lower art form than live acting. Honestly, on every aesthetic level Into The Spiderverse was absolutely phenomenal. Art direction, animation, music - all of it.

Source: unlimitedgoats

mrtaako

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)

Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

eronthebender

Listen I’m still pissed that Smash which started as a fun party brawling game got co-opted by a bunch of dick bag “git gud” assholes who literally took it and tried to turn it into every other fighting game out there.

I just wanna point out that all the “No items, stock only, no stage effects” crew all are complete trash at the game. They’re great at FIGHTING GAMES, but complete Garbage at Smash Bros. Because instead of trying to learn the game, learn to play around the items, learn which stages do what, they just turn it all off (when you first start the game all the items and stage effects are on and you can’t turn them off in any of the modes except multiplayer melee).

And then if you do wanna play with items they try to shame you and claim that you’re “ruining the game” or “cheating” because “you can’t win without using items.” Guess what asswipe the intention is to play with the items that’s why they’re their in the first place for free with the base game.

It’s not my fault you had to dumb down the game to succeed cause you don’t know how to use the fire flower or metal bunny ears correctly.

theawesomeadventurer

lmao I love this reply I get so heated about this but I’ve never put it into words. this is a hill I will die on

Source: sodomymcscurvylegs

daydreaming-of-puppies

Men get pegged as shallow a lot, but in my real life experience, women are more shallow than men.

A lot of the men I’ve talked to don’t care if a woman has some extra weight, or is taller than them, or doesn’t have flawless skin. And even more men prefer women who don’t wear a lot of make up. (Not that I’m saying make up is bad, I love make up.)

I’ve noticed a lot of women, on the other hand, won’t date guys who are shorter than them (that’s a really popular one), or they have some other physical standard they expect.

Yet we ostracize men who have standards and applaud women who do. Those men are shallow while those women are strong independent “don’t need no man” types.

The hypocrisy is pretty amusing, to say the least.

meadowbro

THIS SITE IS FALLING APART BOARD BY BOARD POST BY POST

gayhex

THIS IS MY DASH COMPLETELY REFRESHED MEANING THIS IS THE MOST RECENT POST

I CLICK ON THE BLOG AND

IT DOESNT FUCKING EXIST ON DASH VIEW AND WHEN I GO TO THE URL

IT SHOWS THEIR MOST RECENT POST BEING 3 HOURS AGO AND THIS IS HAPPENING TO MULTIPLE BLOGS IF NOT ALL

gayhex

You can and probably should reblog this because this is much much more likely to kill this site than the flagging thing

croftycal

I hate this; Its throwing the posts out of order. On my mutuals’s blog, their most recent post didnt show up until the 4th page.

Source: gayhex

wishmaker7

somecunttookmyurl

*like 7 thinking emojis*

rudjedet

I see, I see.

Source: somecunttookmyurl

clish sun-ekdekhesthai

whales-are-gay

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

writingandnerdshit

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.